The crew's average, on a 0–10 scale.
What we said
after landing

Flamboyantly gay Austrian television reporter Bruno stirs up trouble with unsuspecting guests and large crowds through brutally frank interviews and painfully hilarious public displays of homosexuality.
| i | itachi | 5.0 | “I get the point of the satire and the social experiment, but it's too sexual and explicit — it loses the main points.” |

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
| i | itachi | 7.5 | “I like it, but the ending / rest of the movie slacks off.” |

An Eastern European tourist unexpectedly finds himself stranded in JFK airport, and must take up temporary residence there.
| i | itachi | 8.8 | “Just hate the ending.” |
| m | minato | 9.7 | No comment on record |