The crew's average, on a 0–10 scale.
What we said
after landing

Washed-up revolutionary Bob exists in a state of stoned paranoia, surviving off-grid with his spirited, self-reliant daughter, Willa. When his evil nemesis resurfaces after 16 years and she goes missing, the former radical scrambles to find her, father and daughter both battling the consequences of his past.
| i | itachi | 7.2 | “A bit dull at times, missing some movement.” |
| m | minato | 7.0 | No comment on record |

When the girl of his dreams is kidnapped, everyman Nate turns his inability to feel pain into an unexpected strength in his fight to get her back.
| i | itachi | 7.0 | “Forgettable, had some funny parts but too much.” |

After the underlying tech for M3GAN is stolen and misused by a powerful defense contractor to create a military-grade weapon known as Amelia, M3GAN's creator Gemma realizes that the only option is to resurrect M3GAN and give her a few upgrades, making her faster, stronger, and more lethal.
| i | itachi | 6.8 | “Movie completely changed genres and went too crazy.” |

Flamboyantly gay Austrian television reporter Bruno stirs up trouble with unsuspecting guests and large crowds through brutally frank interviews and painfully hilarious public displays of homosexuality.
| i | itachi | 5.0 | “I get the point of the satire and the social experiment, but it's too sexual and explicit — it loses the main points.” |

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
| i | itachi | 7.5 | “I like it, but the ending / rest of the movie slacks off.” |

During a weekend getaway at a secluded lakeside estate, a group of friends finds themselves entangled in a web of secrets, deception, and advanced technology. As tensions rise and loyalties are tested, they uncover unsettling truths about themselves and the world around them.

When twin brothers find a mysterious wind-up monkey, a series of outrageous deaths tear their family apart. Twenty-five years later, the monkey begins a new killing spree forcing the estranged brothers to confront the cursed toy.
| i | itachi | 5.0 | “Just too random — I already forgot half of the movie.” |

An Eastern European tourist unexpectedly finds himself stranded in JFK airport, and must take up temporary residence there.
| i | itachi | 8.8 | “Just hate the ending.” |
| m | minato | 9.7 | No comment on record |